(Source: 40514294s)


theangelthatfellfordean:

that moment of intimacy with the person who adjusts your seat belt on a roller coaster

(Source: mishakoalins)


bloody-nips:

when you accidentally make a baby cry and you don’t know what to do to get it to stop

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(Source: slimydad)


me: halloween is coming soon
mom: it's july
me:
me: halloween is coming soon

lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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tell me why u follow me on anon

(Source: 1985panties)


schreibaby-of-the-skies:

Angelica summing up what having responsibilities really means.



send me a tumblr user’s url and I’ll tell you what I think of them

(Source: loganecholled)


postllimit:

imagine playing this and getting to say “SHREKMATE”

postllimit:

imagine playing this and getting to say “SHREKMATE”